Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Dear Italian Porn Hunters

So sorry to disappoint you. You googled 'rachel blog' in an effort to find the porn star featured in one of your local papers, and you landed here. The only person who has helped me get more hits to my blog in as short a time is the Yarn Harlot when she linked to me last week. It does give me some sense of relief that the traffic she generated was four times as much as that article.

Coming soon to a blog near you; open letters to other googlers seeking the following (I know I have nothing on Rabbitch in this category):

Ho bag
Sexy laryngitis

Y'all need to find something better to do with your time. Why don't you try knitting? :)

Va via! Lo rendete ammalato.

9 comments:

Cindy/Snid said...

At first I thought it said Italian PRUNE hunters and I thought you were inviting people to come pick fruit. Of course an invitation like that might be more intriguing to those who are googling your blog, eh? That is too funny. I am also heartened that you got more traffic from the Harlot.
Harlot vs. Porn. Kind of ironic isn't it?

Tiny Tyrant said...

hehe. I need to find out how people find my site. Or do I?

Thanks for the kind words young lady. How you doing?

Nell said...

Hilarious!

Helen said...

sexy laryngitis? well, i spit tea on the monitor at that one...

Seanna Lea said...

It's funny how people find us. My stats are normally full of things from Ravelry or someone's Google Reader, but every once in a while there is a coming together of people's searches and something I wrote. Always funny, though mine aren't normally for porn.

Mrs.Q said...

I'm glad I wasn't drinking tea, or mine would have been all over the monitor, too...now, of course, I have to go google "sexy laryngitis"

Toni said...

Oh my! I have not had any "porn" searches, but I have gotten "female impersonators" several times, and when my blog is searched for by name, Google loves to "excerpt" a snippet from my blog that gets readers who really don"t want MY little blog, but now I feel like a bit of a newby! I have not had any porn hits.... :)

SpinalCat said...

Haha. I get all kind of smutty search terms. "wip sex sm" and "ass sex fo" are my favorites. That's what I get for having sex ed resources on my blog. :)

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