Friday, October 16, 2009

New Invasive Pest Plagues California

Warning: The California Department of Food and Agriculture has issued a warning about a new highly energized invasive pest, Puppius Dementedus, now threatening to take over California. The population of this pest isn't high but what it lacks in numbers it makes up for in its ability to [appear to] be in 14 places at once, and raising hell in all of them. This pest persists in rocketing around the living room like a freakin' pinball, thinks that jumping the cat is great fun, and has no sense of personal space.



Be afraid...

11 comments:

Sydney said...

But look at the FACE! :-)

beany said...

i actually laughed out loud loudly at 'like a pinball'. be careful what you wish for...

Big Alice said...

bwahahahahahah
I hear the kittenus strain is almost as bad

Cookie said...

Oh my...

I think you're doomed.

Toni said...

LOL!!!!

Kathy in San Jose said...

Be aware that the Puppius Dementedus is also known to attack various species of common shoes as well as any isolated couch cushion that has wandered away from the mother couch. Drastic measures may need to be taken if this occurs!

beentsy said...

We have a confirmed sighting of Puppius Dementedus in south western Canada. This species has no respect for international borders!

The Knifty Knitter said...

Here to report another sign of Puppius Dementedus. Unfortunately, it appears the species is capable of growing to enormous proportions as the example that I have found weighed in at a whopping 58 lbs. All other "normal" side effects were present but this breed of Dementedus is (not surprisingly) more destructive in nature.

AlisonH said...

But he's such a honey... Heh.

Norma said...

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!

Tiny Tyrant said...

LOVE HER! Send her to my house. Scrat will give her a run for her money.